Hair Story - funny joke

[trish]

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father if
they could discuss his use of the car. His father took him to the study and
said, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Bible a
little, get your hair cut and then we'll talk about it."

After about a month, the boy came back and again asked his father if they
could discuss his use of the car.

They went into the father's study where the father said "Son, I've been
very proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied the
Bible diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut."

The young man waited a moment and then replied, "You know Dad, I've been
thinking about that. You know Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair,
Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."

His father replied,
"Yes, and everywhere they went, they walked."

[Doug Parrish]

Ah hah! Ole Dad is a smart guy!

I was hearing about a pastor who was preaching one Sunday. He got to the point in his sermon where he says "Behold, I come quickly!" Then he forgot the next part. Well, he did what his teachers had always told him, and that was to back up, start again, and maybe that would jog his memory. So he backs up and says "Behold, I come quickly!" Still couldn't remember where he was going with that line of thought. So this time he backed up, took a big step to the pulpit and says "Behold I come quickly!" Well he took too big of a step, and fell right over the pulpit and into the lap of this lady in the front row. He gets up, embarassed, and apoligizes to the lady for falling in his lap. She says, "That's quite alright, you warned me three times!"

:')