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Post by Michael Neal on Nov 2, 2005 21:46:24 GMT -5
A terrible storm had been raging for quite a while and the city was being evacuated due to the coming flood. A big truck came by one house with an old man on the porch and the truck driver said:
"Hop in old man, this area is going to flood."
The old man replied:
"Go pick up someone else son, God will save me."
Hours later a boat came by and saw the old man sitting at his second floor window. The boat captain said.:
"Come aboard sir, your house is going to under water soon."
The old man replied:
"Go pick up someone else son, God will save me."
Hours later a helicopter flew by and the pilot saw the old man clinging to the top of his chimney. The pilot dropped the ladder and said on the speaker:
"Take the ladder sir, the waters are continuing to rise."
The old man waved off the helicopter and said:
"Go pick up someone else son, God will save me."
Time went by, the flood waters rose higher, the old man swam for a while but finally became exhausted and drowned.
In heaven the old man walked the streets, happy but confused. He saw god and worshiped him but finally asked:
"God, I had faith. I trusted that you would save me but I died."
God looked down and said:
"I sent a truck, a boat and a helicopter."
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Not enough to have faith and ask for God's help, you must be willing to accept it in whatever form it comes.
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Post by Thane on Nov 3, 2005 2:54:47 GMT -5
Another old one, but I love it.
A college professor is giving his lecture about evolution. During his lecture his he stands up and says "There is no God and I can prove it!"
Pulling a stool out infront of the class he stands on it and says very loudly "God, if your there, come and knock me off this stool!"
Again he yells, "If your really up there, come down here and make me fall off this stool!", "You think your so big and wonderful, make me hit the floor if your real!"
About this time a young ex-marine that is sitting in the front of the class gets up, walks over to the professor and clocks him right in the jaw. As the professor gets up he looks at the ex-marine, while holding his chin and says "What in the world did you do that for?" The young man replys "God was busy, he sent me!"
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