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Post by faithandfitness on Feb 7, 2014 3:30:42 GMT -5
One pleasant afternoon a woman was living in a cottage. She was working about the house and a knock on the front door. “Hi”, miss says the salesman. “I have this product and I guarantee you're going to like this”. . She let's the man inside and he pulled out a vacuum cleaner. He says, “Miss I know you have seen other vacuum cleaners before. . But this one is better than all the others ones you have ever seen. This vacuum is made to pick up every ounce of dirt and even those really filthy carpets. As bad as the room may look this handy vacuum will make any room look like new again.” “Well I don’t know if this a good idea”, says the woman. “Don’t worry says the salesman. I would not sell this without showing you how this works first.” The man opens his suit case to take out a Styrofoam cup with a lid on it. Then he opens it and pours soil all over the living room. “Now please stay calm miss. There is nothing to to worry. I promise this vacuum is able to pick up all this dirt. . If I don’t keep this promise I will eat the dirt myself”. . So the man goes to plug the vacuum in. He says, “What is going on? My vacuum is not turning on.” “Yeah”, says the the woman, “You did not give me a chance to talk. . 2 days ago I was short on paying my electric bill.. My lights will be shut of till my daughter arrives tonight to clear things up so I don’t have any electric now”. . Then the woman says, “As for the dirt how do you want to eat it with a spoon or a fork?”
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Post by timothy on Feb 12, 2014 22:05:04 GMT -5
UGH!! Heheheheeee!! Speaking of eating dirt...I often have a big heaping TBSP of desiccated liver at work - and chase it with a gulp of water. It grosses people out - they say YUCK - and turn away. I eat it the way my Dad did - good ol desiccated liver!! A good source of protein and supposed to be excellent for endurance!
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Post by faithandfitness on Feb 13, 2014 2:24:04 GMT -5
Well tim there's a lesson learned by this. You have heard of obeying Murphy's law? Well now obey this one that says watch out for liver it's never better it's always wurst
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