Post by benchpresser on Oct 7, 2007 14:45:32 GMT -5
A Middle aged man who had moved to Louisiana was not too familiar with The area. He was walking several yards away along from another residents house. .
Suddenly out of No where This Creature comes out and bites the man on the Leg. He Grabs a Stick and hits it on The Head. Take That you Alligator. it was good that The man was in good self defense and hit it hard.
The man of The House came running out saying are you alright sir sorry My Animal bit you. .
Oh thats your Alligator says The man. Well you have no Right have it running around like that. I could have been killed I am taking you to Court. You and That Alligator are going to pay big time.
Well I am very sorry says The man I wish I could have stopped it. The man says you are just Carefree letting alligators out like that . See you in Court.
So They were both in Court. The man you see Judge I was out Near this mans Property. I was not on his property. This Alligator of his comes out and Bites me. I am suing This guy for his Stupidity of being careless of letting Alligators roam around like that. . .
Look Judge he says here is The picture of The bite on my leg. Well says The Judge do you have a picture of the Alligator. no he says i did not have A camera at the time.
The man who owned the animal says I have a picture of it Judge. So He gave The Picture to The Judge.
. The Judge took a short recess and came back. Well sir He says I am sorry that you had got bitten. I am sure it was quite a surprise to you. But I am afraid from your claim you can not do anything about it? The man says Wh Wh What What
? I don't understand Judge??
Well Says The Judge you put in your Claim you were bit by an Alligator but you Lost The Case cause it was a Crocodile "
Suddenly out of No where This Creature comes out and bites the man on the Leg. He Grabs a Stick and hits it on The Head. Take That you Alligator. it was good that The man was in good self defense and hit it hard.
The man of The House came running out saying are you alright sir sorry My Animal bit you. .
Oh thats your Alligator says The man. Well you have no Right have it running around like that. I could have been killed I am taking you to Court. You and That Alligator are going to pay big time.
Well I am very sorry says The man I wish I could have stopped it. The man says you are just Carefree letting alligators out like that . See you in Court.
So They were both in Court. The man you see Judge I was out Near this mans Property. I was not on his property. This Alligator of his comes out and Bites me. I am suing This guy for his Stupidity of being careless of letting Alligators roam around like that. . .
Look Judge he says here is The picture of The bite on my leg. Well says The Judge do you have a picture of the Alligator. no he says i did not have A camera at the time.
The man who owned the animal says I have a picture of it Judge. So He gave The Picture to The Judge.
. The Judge took a short recess and came back. Well sir He says I am sorry that you had got bitten. I am sure it was quite a surprise to you. But I am afraid from your claim you can not do anything about it? The man says Wh Wh What What
? I don't understand Judge?? Well Says The Judge you put in your Claim you were bit by an Alligator but you Lost The Case cause it was a Crocodile "
