Post by benchpresser on Sept 19, 2007 16:59:37 GMT -5
Forrest Gump had passed away. St Peter was in a booth beside The Pearly gates.
Forrest Gump says well St Peter I see that these gates are locked. . St Peter says yeah well A lot of people have been going to Heaven lately . So now we have a requirement test to get in here.
Oh no says Forrest Gump Life was hard enough as it is . I hope this test is not too Hard!
ST Peter says OK there are 3 Questions. and if you can Answer these 3 you can go into Heaven.. Ok says Forrest Gump.
First Question Asks Peter.....What are The 2 days of The Week that start with The letter T?
2nd Question is How many Seconds are in A year?
And The 3rd Question is What is God's first Name?
Now says St Peter. to be fair about this I will give you a day to think about these Questions and Answers. Then you come back tomorrow.
Forrest Gump comes back The next day to ST. Peter. Well Asks ST Peter have you thought about The Questions and Answers. Yes Says Forrest Gump.
Ok now Peter says Question number 1 is What are the 2 days of The week that start with The letter T?
Forrest Gump says, Well I had thought about this one for a while.
And the Obvious Answer to me is......Today and Tomorrow.
Well um um Well um says St Peter . I guess I should have been more specific about This Question. but i will give you credit for your answer.j Now Question number 2 is How many Seconds are there in A Year?
Well says Forrest Gump I had though about this question hard. it took me a while to figure this out. but I came up with The Answer.
Ok says Peter what is your Answer.
Forest Gump says The Answer is 12!.
ST Peter says uh uh 12? 12? Well how did you come up with this answer..
Forrest Gump says Well i figured that in each month there is a first day of the Month. and then there is a second day. with 12 months that would be 12 Seconds in A year!.
St Peter say Well I Well i um i should have made my question better. that was not exactly what I was asking. but i will give you credit for that Question.
Now Asks St. Peter The 3rd Question is....What is GOD'S first Name.
Weill Says Forest Gump That was the easiest Question of all to Answer.
Well go on ahead says Peter. What is it?
Forrest Gump says GOD'S firs name is ANDY!
St Peter says un un un Andy? Andy? Well I don't understand Forest. Of all the names in The World how did you come up with Andy?
Come on St Peter says Forrest Gump. You know that Gospel Song... Andy Walks with me. Andy talks with me. Andy Sings with me.
Well Well Well says ST Peter umm the correct Translation is they are saying "And He" but I will give you credit for that.
So Forest Gump gets to go to Heaven
Forrest Gump says well St Peter I see that these gates are locked. . St Peter says yeah well A lot of people have been going to Heaven lately . So now we have a requirement test to get in here.
Oh no says Forrest Gump Life was hard enough as it is . I hope this test is not too Hard!
ST Peter says OK there are 3 Questions. and if you can Answer these 3 you can go into Heaven.. Ok says Forrest Gump.
First Question Asks Peter.....What are The 2 days of The Week that start with The letter T?
2nd Question is How many Seconds are in A year?
And The 3rd Question is What is God's first Name?
Now says St Peter. to be fair about this I will give you a day to think about these Questions and Answers. Then you come back tomorrow.
Forrest Gump comes back The next day to ST. Peter. Well Asks ST Peter have you thought about The Questions and Answers. Yes Says Forrest Gump.
Ok now Peter says Question number 1 is What are the 2 days of The week that start with The letter T?
Forrest Gump says, Well I had thought about this one for a while.
And the Obvious Answer to me is......Today and Tomorrow.
Well um um Well um says St Peter . I guess I should have been more specific about This Question. but i will give you credit for your answer.j Now Question number 2 is How many Seconds are there in A Year?
Well says Forrest Gump I had though about this question hard. it took me a while to figure this out. but I came up with The Answer.
Ok says Peter what is your Answer.
Forest Gump says The Answer is 12!.
ST Peter says uh uh 12? 12? Well how did you come up with this answer..
Forrest Gump says Well i figured that in each month there is a first day of the Month. and then there is a second day. with 12 months that would be 12 Seconds in A year!.
St Peter say Well I Well i um i should have made my question better. that was not exactly what I was asking. but i will give you credit for that Question.
Now Asks St. Peter The 3rd Question is....What is GOD'S first Name.
Weill Says Forest Gump That was the easiest Question of all to Answer.
Well go on ahead says Peter. What is it?
Forrest Gump says GOD'S firs name is ANDY!
St Peter says un un un Andy? Andy? Well I don't understand Forest. Of all the names in The World how did you come up with Andy?
Come on St Peter says Forrest Gump. You know that Gospel Song... Andy Walks with me. Andy talks with me. Andy Sings with me.
Well Well Well says ST Peter umm the correct Translation is they are saying "And He" but I will give you credit for that.
So Forest Gump gets to go to Heaven
